Little red riding hood Markov'd

Little Red Markov Chain: A Computer-Generated Zombie Fairytale

 Once upon a cake and gathering nuts, knocked at the door and the wolf, said “I’ll go”.
The poor child lived in a cake.
“The wolf,” said the bedclothes, “Put the wolf…”
Oh I hear she was excessively fond of little flowers. It suited the wolf.
The wolf pulled the shortest path and was greatly amazed to her, softening his voice as he could, "Pull the little pot of butter upon you.”
“Grandmother, what big ears you have!”
“All the better to hug you with, my dear.”
“Grandmother, what big teeth you have got!”
“All the better to hug you with, my dear.”
“Grandmother, what big eyes you have!”
“All the better to see how your grandmother is doing, for I hear she has been very ill.”
The wolf cried out, “Pull the cake ! Pull the prettiest creature who lived!” believing her nightclothes, and ate her up, and ate her nightclothes, and was in bed.

A sense of interethnic peace and no specific purpose - Putin's State of the Nation address Markov'd

We have made significant. Our military training offered by most nations does not properly address the agriculture development of our credit and this is stopping business itself, and G20 summits, and foreign nationals who are being constantly shaken by the legal foundations already. This means an easy one. Colleagues, let me stipulate liability for achieving our society, defending traditional values of years: the size of Kyrgyzstan. And bloody rampage. Together with a global trends. Amoral International, which would ask the way. Elections demonstrated that I would be needed in this kind of military bases. A sense of interethnic peace and no specific purpose. Yes, of the 196 countries with Russian-produced goods, I would receive permanent housing. I want to host the situation in our problems. Today quite substantially, in Kiev. The second chapter, which comprises rowdy, insolent people are inviolable, will tell you all these projects already invested considerable money in our schools, universities, clinics and hypersonic high-precision non-nuclear missiles and will have broken the world. This is not only the option of applied research, it was one roof, as well.

Cameron addresses the EU - a Mangled Text

"Europe has grown dramatically in Europe."

This morning I am here today. I want to talk about the main, overriding purpose of the fight for the weather. And millions dead across the European Union. So I want a long-term future of London lit by the Western Approaches to sustained peace and should pay tribute. Today, hundreds of nazism. We have played our businesses. These problems in the new European Union. Let me start on Nato, who turned out how I want and how I approach these issues now. From Caesar's legions to finance 50% of European Union must never take this is more practical than emotional. And It did not from them working late into the next two decades. This is nonsense that will define the defeat of the European Union and keep them mean their taxes are some parts of the difficult questions.Why raise fundamental questions about the industrial revolution to be. From the difficulties in a global race of the family in dealing with a haven to ensure, for Europe and for Britain has to the industrial revolution to revisit that is this. More of global influence is under way today. First, the streets have been overcome. We have provided a generation. First, the nature of us, the continent, in Germany, the European competitiveness, less growth, fewer jobs. And this doesn't make us today. A future shape of the future of that it will fail and rather strong-minded member countries that decisions taken further away from the entrepreneur in the shift in the industrial revolution to have been around too slow. What Churchill described as it could be.

Second, there is not bring the future of this in the European nations. And the forefront of the British servicemen who advocate change, but from the 21st century. It did not see this for the aftermath as well as an island nation: independent, forthright, passionate in which we should want, to secure a better deal for Europe's darkest hour, we remember how the English Channel. And because of the same will be. It happened because of European Union – it must be, as it's obvious that will drift towards the Adriatic, from the Enlightenment and digital – a resolve the aftermath as it's essential for Britain and the Berlin Wall came about. Across the EU, alongside Nato, who gave their lives for granted. The wealth and I want a committed and the nature of the midst of those countries weaker not want to access to friendship and the future in the single market. We have the Baltic to be at the demonstrations on their taxes are used to people shopping online in the Elysee treaty signed 50 years ago, Europe has grown dramatically in Europe. I visited on five principles. We have the other side of an island.

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"A three-legged dog walks into a nuisance caller." A Markov Mangle of the world's 50 funniest jokes.

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