Thursday 17 January 2013

"A three-legged dog walks into a nuisance caller." A Markov Mangle of the world's 50 funniest jokes.

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A group of chess nuts boasting in the fireplace. A three-legged dog in a check tablecloth. It took him in here." A seal walks into a handgun. The driver says: "Sorry, we wouldn't need the other day and gives them to report a fast one." My mother-in-law fell down to pull a complaint. This vinegar's got it. I never knew they worked. Went to report a bra. Went to his arm and buys a local supermarket and says: "Is this train driver: "I don't start anything." I was brilliant. Police arrested two hours to the packet it sank, proving once and I rang her baby. The barman says: "Pint please, and one - one of Amal. The next day I met a roll of snow. I said: "Eurostar?" I asked. "Because," he replied. Two aerials meet on a bar. The driver says: "I'll serve you, but she'd popped her husband said: "I don't start anything." I met this duck comes up for a great mood tonight because the splits?" He said: "Those are pickled onions." A dyslexic man walks into a redhead. She goes to his mum. Upon receiving it, she finds him two an hour, the packet of tortoises crashed into a picture of terrapins. What a bar. The next day I saw this thing?" A classic from Tommy Cooper - one dog walks into a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a saloon in 10 to one. It was Wedgie Kray. I'll tell you opened it said to his mum. Upon receiving it, she finds him in a redhead. She grabs the zoo. There was eating fireworks. They charged one off. A three-legged dog walks into a nuisance caller." He said: "I want to pass me and is named Juan. Years later, Juan sends a family in a cheetah. I sent in the other day she wished she tells her husband is named Juan. Years later, Juan sends a local paper's pun in a fast one." My mother-in-law fell out. I couldn't find any. Two Eskimos sitting in it". He said: "But why?" they asked. "It's not unusual," he said, "I love doing more than anything for the craft, it common?" I said: "I want your kayak and gives them for adoption. One says: "Pint please, and one jar. I said: "I love doing more than anything for flu." So I don't know. If I can't make Tuesdays." A man entered a redhead. She goes to the cobwebs out and buys a roof, fall in a huge pile of tortoises crashed into a bar. The barman says: "How flexible are twins. If you've seen Amal." I said: "Those are pickled onions." A sandwich walks into a picture of joke?" Slept like a huge pile of her up the other day she tells her clogs. I met a kite. A young blonde fears her hair. I thought: "He's trying to make a log last week, phoned her husband jumps off the bar and asked them for wind?" He gave me a huge pile of the Old West. He said: "But they lit a cheetah. I said: "That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome." "Is this bloke chatting up for a-ROMATIC duck." I'm in a handgun. The barman says: "Your eyes sparkle like Tom Jones syndrome." "Is it sank, proving once and there was only one was a fire in here." A young blonde responds to the other day I went to the attic with Garry Kasparov (world chess enthusiasts checked into a huge pile of Amal. The barman says: "I'll serve you, but don't start anything." I won a bar. The reception was having an hour, the back of her clogs. I said: "I've been on telly My mother-in-law fell down to Paris." He said: "Waiter, I said: "Go to pull a picture of Marmite - and go, "Who's that at this thing?" A lorry-load of chess nuts boasting in love and woman wrapped in here." A three-legged dog walks into a train driver: "I can't have a packet of himself to a roll of terrapins. What a barcode. I have your type in an open foyer." Went to Bournemouth, it's great for the back of chess nuts boasting in a bar with Garry Kasparov (world chess champion) and one jar. I asked. "It's not to the gym instructor: "Can you teach me the manager came in a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week at least one dog walks into a fire in a shitzu. A lorry-load of terrapins. 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